Showing posts with label Cumberland. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cumberland. Show all posts

Saturday, October 18, 2025

The Colonel by John Ed Pearce

I'm surprised that I apparently haven't posted anything about this book (Doubleday, 1982) at the HP, and maybe I have. But I'm getting ready to give it away, so I want to make sure I've recorded at least these two sections, which are my favorites.

Harland Sanders in 1937 opened restaurants in Cumberland and Richmond (in addition to the one he already operated in Corbin), and here are two paragraphs about that from Page 71:

Neither of his new restaurants proved successful, and he soon sold both of them. The failures were none too surprising. Harlan County, where Cumberland sat at the end of a long, bad road, twenty-five miles from the county seat, had been shattered by the Depression. The coal market was going from bad to worse, coal prices were down, and as coal operators continued to lay off men and cut wages, the miners went out on a series of bitter strikes that sparked a decade of labor-management warfare. Hungry miners looted stores and begged food for their families. The Red Cross and church organizations shipped in carloads of food that only touched the spreading need. There were not enough people in Cumberland who could afford to eat in a first-class restaurant.

Harland had made another miscalculation in choosing Richmond as the site of his other venture. His location was not on the main traffic route, and he thus missed the trade that kept his Corbin cafe booming. People who could afford to eat out were in the habit of driving to nearby Lexington. And the students at Richmond’s Eastern State Teachers College (now Eastern Kentucky University) could barely afford to eat in the dormitories. Harland had to hire too many people for too little trade. More important, he could not be there all the time to ride herd on the help.

And then there's this from some years later, and from Page 105, which is what you get when a writer as talented as John Ed Pearce sits down and really takes a good stab at capturing a character as rich as Harland Sanders:

He could have quit if he had wanted to. Despite all of his talk about being "broke at sixty-five," he had quite a cushion to fall back on—a home, a car, some saving, insurances, Social Security, and a trickle of income from the franchises he had given out. These thoughts occurred to him at the end of a long day, when his joints ached and when some restaurant owner was too busy to listen to his proposition.

He was, after all, at an age when most men are beginning to spend their days in the sun, dangling a line off the pier. He had led a hard, strenuous life, and the fights and disappointments and long hours of labor were starting to tell. He had to wear his glasses all the time now, and the arthritis that would plague him the rest of his life was hurting, and he had only aspirin for relief, aspirin and pep talks, as he drove along the dreary Midwestern roads, looking for restaurants where the owners would have enough gumption to see the golden future in Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Put yourself in his place for a moment, driving those rain-wet roads, trying to keep accounts in the car seat, worrying about money. It’s hard, toward the end of the day, to convince yourself that you’re not old, that you’re not getting tired. And it’s cold at night when you sleep in the backseat of the car in some deserted parking lot to save the cost of a motel, making yourself think of something else than home and a warm bed. You feel a little sick and your muscles ache when you wake up in the morning, wondering for a moment where you are, with rusty eyes and a dry stubble and the old ache in your hands and your white suit all rumpled.

So you wait for a filling station to open and go into the restroom and shave, and throw cold water on your face and comb your hair. And you stand in front of the mirror and give yourself a silent pep talk, and maybe pray a little, and take a deep breath and get ready to go out there and sell this guy, trying not to notice when he looks at you as if to say: What the hell is this, anyway?

I love this book, and I'm pretty sure I'm the biggest Kentucky Fried Chicken fan in the history of the world.

Thursday, November 29, 2018

Oh, Kentucky


A former Kuttawa city clerk is charged with stealing a bunch of town money and running off to Gatlinburg.

About the "squatters" in Hillview.

No library tax in Hardin County.

An Edgewood thoracic surgeon is to narrate a lung-cancer surgery he performed on a 34-year-old during a live Facebook broadcast Friday.

Good jobs news from Lexington and Pikeville.

"FARMERS NEEDED!" In Lyon County.

Christmas parades: Owensboro, Nov. 17; Ashland, Nov. 20; Brownsville, Nov. 24; Cumberland and Fredonia (grandly marshaled by the Faughns, wed 69 years), Nov. 30; Arlington, Berea, Cadiz ("WKDZ 106.5 will broadcast live, and will have live video stream if you just can't make it"), Calvert City (59th annual), Columbia, Jenkins, Lawrenceburg, Madisonville, Marion, Paducah, Salyersville, Somerset and Whitley City, Dec. 1; Bowling Green (rescheduled from the day before), Dawson Springs, Dec. 2; Lexington, Dec. 4; Greenup, Dec. 6; Frankfort, Monticello and Richmond, Dec. 7; Elkton, Eubank, Hopkinsville ("Get ready to text in your favorite float number for the PEOPLES CHOICE AWARD!")Louisa and Stamping Ground (grandly marshaled by a Scott County sheriff's deputy paralyzed when shot responding to a suspected bank robbery in September), Dec. 8; Whitesburg, Dec. 14; Burnside, La Center and Neon, Dec. 15.

Wednesday, August 15, 2018

Oh, Kentucky

 

Stay tuned for more back-to-school pictures in Central City's Times-Argus.

There's a bus-driver shortage in Hardin County, too.

Clarkson is adding a third full-time police officer (and planning to rehab its 30-year-old sewer system and readying for Honeyfest).

Matt Bevin, prospective vice-presidential nominee from New Hampshire, is again taking shots at Kentucky's public employees.

Louisville has a last-second mayoral candidate "known as a political bomb thrower," per Phillip M. Bailey in The Courier-Journal.

Newport Shopping Center and Plaza is getting more populated.

"Veterans as Entrepreneurs/ Veterans to Enhance Workforce," "Importance of Relationship Between Economic Development & Community College" and "Coworking Spaces & Makerspaces" are among the topics scheduled to be covered at the Oct. 18 Madisonville-Hopkins County Rural Development Conference.

"It's come one, come all," for fourth- through eighth-graders wanting to sing in the Harlan County Children's Choir.

Rest in peace, Mr. Isham, Somerset Community College psychology professor, Stoner Little Theatre regular, former Pulaski County Library board member, audio-book narrator and possessor of "a tremendous voice that any broadcaster would envy," according to Christopher Harris's fine story in Corbin's Times-Tribune.

Monday, November 20, 2017

Oh, Kentucky


Christmas parades: Irvington and Owensboro, Nov. 18; Ashland, Nov. 21 (but the party has already started); Lebanon, Nov. 24; Danville, Nov. 25; Greenup, Nov. 28; Cumberland (for the whole "Tri-City"), London, Monticello and Richmond, Dec. 1; Barbourville, Beaver Dam, Fordsville, Georgetown, Harlan ("It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year"), Hartford, Henderson, Lawrenceburg, Madisonville, Murray, Somerset and Winchester, Dec. 2; Dawson Springs and Evarts (the football team is serving as grand marshals), Dec. 3; Mount Sterling, Dec. 4; Lexington, Dec. 5; Bardstown, Dec. 7 (Leigh Ann Florence, creator of "Woody, the Kentucky Weiner," will be grand marshal); Frankfort ("Saving Christmas" and "Votes For Women"), Dec. 8; Augusta, Cave City, Elkton, Hanson and Hopkinsville, Dec. 9, and Oak Grove (no downtown/no problem), Dec. 16.





Friday, December 9, 2016

Oh, Kentucky

Until Christmas eve, you can cut down and take a cedar tree for free from (a lot of) Land Between the Lakes.


Christmas parades: Owensboro, Nov. 19; Ashland, Nov. 22; Lebanon, Nov. 25; Brownsville and Sebree, Nov. 26; Bardstown and Tompkinsville, Dec. 1; Lawrenceburg, London, Louisa, Maysville, Monticello and Richmond, Dec. 2; Arlington, Beaver Dam/Hartford, Beaver Dam/Hartford, Berea, Bowling Green, Cadiz (in 59 pictures), Calvert City, Clinton, Columbia, Corbin, Flatwoods, Frankfort, Franklin, Glasgow, Grayson, Greenville, Guthrie, Harlan, Henderson, Horse Cave, Leitchfield, Madisonville, Manchester, Marion, Morgantown, Munfordville, Murray, Paducah, Paintsville, Paris, Richardsville, Salyersville, Somerset, Scottsville and Winchester, Dec. 3; Boyce, Nortonville, Owenton and Schochoh, Dec. 4; Hickman and Lexington, Dec. 6; Augusta, Benton, Burnside ("the only town on Lake Cumberland"), Cave City, Crofton, Edmonton, Elizabethtown, Elkton, Hopkinsville, La Center, Livermore, Nicholasville, Pikeville, Princeton, Quality, Salem and Williamsburg, Dec. 10, and Auburn, Dec. 11.

Regarding the homeless of Hopkinsville.

Rules are rules, Fort Wright Chick-fil-A.

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

Oh, Kentucky

This would be a good opening sentence to something: Sixty years ago, the crooks spared just one thing when they robbed the Golden Rocket out on U.S. 62: the juke box.



Bad jobs news from Whitesburg.

More Kentucky kids live in poverty than a quarter century ago.


Cumberland, Hindman, Lexington and Louisville are raking in some federal dough to improve their livability and place arts at their cores.

Does northern Bullitt County want a hospital or not?


Murray State's new prez, who moved from eastern Oregon, is taking a look around Paducah. Maybe he'll go on the Red-Line Tour. We went on the Red-Line Tour almost immediately when we moved to Paducah in 1973.







The Mustangs and UK-bound-quarterback Zy'aire Hughes will wait another week to open at Tilghman, but many KHSAA football teams start the new season Aug. 22.

New top of my YouTube wish list: Spectacle in Taylorsville, 1974.

Rock on, (Mount Sterling's own!) Rev. Brandon Gilvin.


Thursday, February 14, 2013

Oh, Kentucky

WKYT reports that a Middlesboro pastor was pulled over on I-40 in Knoxville, and police found in his vehicle three rattlesnakes and two copperheads--poisonous snakes, the possession of which is against Tennessee law. The pastor wants back the snakes, and his court date is Feb. 25.

A veteran defensive back from Paducah was hopeful that he would spend his entire career with the Buffalo Bills. But he told The Buffalo News that he didn't expect that to happen, and he doesn't sound surprised that his departure from the team took place after last season.

The Courier-Journal reports that most of Jefferson County's "persistently low-achieving schools" aren't improving.

The Harlan Daily Enterprise delivers compelling play-by-play of a compelling argument at the Cumberland city-council meeting about job responsibilities among city workers.

Meanwhile, The Middlesboro Daily News is on the scene as the Pineville city council discusses the local stray-cat problem.

Kentucky is coming off a record year for exports.

All clear from Woodford County for the opening of a restaurant in the castle outside Lexington.

It's on to the next round of American Idol! for Owensboro's Jenny Beth Willis.

Meanwhile, Ben and Angela Roberts of Hodgenville, who met in middle school, won a second honeymoon on The Newlywed Game.

And, finally, we await news of Nortonville's Loman Scarbrough at the National Wild Turkey Federation Call Convention (owl-hooting division).

Monday, February 20, 2012

Oh, Kentucky

One and done: The boys' and girls' rounds of 268 (I think) start tonight. Most of Kentucky's 64 boys' and 64 girls' high-school basketball districts have four teams. The sixth, 10th, 59th and 60th districts have three teams each; there are 17 districts with five teams apiece, but at least one of them, the fourth, puts only four teams into its tournament. So, anyway, that math (probably flawed) comes out to 268 teams that begin today in the hunt for each of the one boys' and one girls' state basketball championship that the KHSAA awards. Hooray! In the honor of all those teams' having at least a glimmer of title hopes this morning, the Kentucky desk today performs a reading from Dave Kindred's essential Basketball, The Dream Game in Kentucky (5 stars, highly recommended), printed by Louisville's Fetter Printing Company in December 1975:

KINGDOM COME, February, 1968--Driving down KY 463, you pass through Delphia, which isn't much more than the "Delphia U-Wash Laundry" on the right. Over a hill and you're in Letcher County in the mountains of Southeastern Kentucky, 225 miles from Louisville. At a sign that says "Cumberland 5 miles, Hot Spot 15 miles," you turn left and go down a narrow road four miles--past Dollie's Place, which is a cafe with good hamburgers and a six-foot pool table--and you have found Kingdom Come High School. ...

Kindom Come doesn't have a good team. It has lost all 12 of its games and is last in The Courier-Journal's Litkenhous Ratings of the state's 350 high school teams. It has an 0.1 rating.

Coach Coots, who is called 'Coots' by everyone in school, says Kingdom Come has problems it likely will never overcome. Only 30 percent of the fathers in the valley have jobs, he said. Boys leave school to join the Army. They go to Cincinnati or Detroit to work.

"These kids have been losing for so long, they're used to it," Coots said. "They joke it up just as big if they lose as if they'd just won a game."

Maybe.

When Red Bird moved ahead 70-68 and was holding the ball until the final seconds ticked off on an electric alarm clock (the scoreboard had shorted out), a Kingdom Come senior guard Sharon Gentry shouted at a Red Bird fan: "Don't you sound off about winning, or I'll come down and scratch your eyes out."

And when Junior Halcomb left the floor, after missing two late free throws that would have tied the game, the tears in his eyes were not from joking it up.



In other sports news: Franklin-Simpson and Lone Oak's Kenny Perry ... LexCath's Natalie Novosel ... awesome, baby.

It's windfall day in western Kentucky: $7,000 profit shares for the Corvette makers in Bowling Green from GM, free surgeries for cataracts sufferers in Paducah from HPKo10*.

Van Halen--voted a "favorite music group" by Heath High School's seniors in both Pirata 1984 and Pirata 1985--played in Louisville this weekend. With all of the tumult and uncertainty that these last 27 years have brought, it's good to see that we can still count on David Lee Roth and the Van Halen brothers to make beautiful music together.

Tommy Womack's rocking anew, too.

Monday, November 14, 2011

Oh, Kentucky

"Will take deer meat hunters don't want."

Is Mrs. Chandler still teaching at Concord?!?

On Sunday, one couldn't travel by car directly from Kentucky to Missouri.

Fulton County needs some good jobs news and got some.

Water emergency in Cumberland.

I wonder if Robert Penn Warren would've deemed this story worthy of his mockery.

The Twitter desk is on Christmas-parade vigil: Leitchfield, 5 p.m. Dec. 3; Danville, 7 p.m. Eastern Dec. 3; Edmonton, 1 p.m. Dec. 10, and Cave City, 5 p.m. Dec. 10. Please note that, per the Heart of Danville Christmas Parade Rules and Regulations, "(i)tems such as candy, prizes, coupons, etc… are permitted but MUST NOT BE THROWN. Walkers may hand candy and prizes to spectators. If any entry is seen throwing items during the parade, the organization it represents will be suspended from future parades for three years." In Cave City, however, the "Christmas Parade committee does allow candy to be gently tossed from the entered units and encourages everyone to exhibit caution in doing so." The Twitter desk will advise as additional Christmas-parade developments warrant.

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

An idea whose time has come again

Sixteen schools comprise the Kentucky Community and Technical College System.

Sixteen.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Of course, you are. Sixteen schools make for a perfect sports league. Furthermore, the 16 schools splay out across Kentucky in four totally reasonable divisions that would seed into totally reasonable tournaments: West Kentucky (main campus in Paducah), Henderson, Madisonville and Hopkinsville in the west; Owensboro, Bowling Green, Elizabethtown and Jefferson (Louisville) in the midwest; Gateway (Covington), Maysville, Bluegrass (Lexington) and Somerset in the mideast, and Ashland, Big Sandy (Prestonsburg), Hazard and Southeast Kentucky (Cumberland) in the east.

This is no new idea, of course. I'm pretty sure that David Feather went off and on to Paducah Community College Indian basketball and baseball games in the early 1980s, for example.

At Madisonville Community College (school colors blue and gold), founded in 1968, "(t)here was an emphasis during the early years on intercollegiate and intramural athletics that is no longer the case at MCC," writes George G. Humphreys in his book, The Quest for Educational Excellence, Madisonville Community College 1968-2009. "The college fielded a variety of teams in golf, archery, softball, and basketball to mention a few. Area businessman, J.R. Thornberry funded the cost of establishing a multi-purpose athletic field on the North Campus in the late 1970s to support many of the outdoor sports. ...

"However, in a basketball crazy state, it was men's basketball that drew the most interest. ... (F)ormer Madisonville High School stars Willie Nisbet and Tom Clayton took the initiative to start the basketball program shortly after the college was created. John Tedder coached for a number of years, followed by Stan Lewis; Madisonville High School allowed the team to play its home games on its court. With a very small budget, former sporting goods store owner George Pearce provided the uniforms for the team at little or no cost. One of Tedder's biggest moments as coach of the MCC Pacers was a trip to Elizabethtown to play in the Kentucky community colleges state tournament. ...

"The college's coal mining programs were a big recruiting tool for the team. Several Pacers players attended MCC to take advantage of the school's mining training. It may have been possible for the college to help them with their room and board through the former Holiday Inn that the college operated for some time. Robert Mayall, a Middlesboro High School basketball star, was one of these mining students. The Bell County resident played basketball one year at the University of Kentucky under Adolph Rupp before attending MCC. ...

"Intercollegiate and intramural sports ultimately died on the MCC campus in the 1980s. In part, this was due to a lack of support from the University of Kentucky. Dr. Otis Singletary, UK president from 1967-87, was notable for his opposition to using college funds for sports. That has not changed in recent years under the administration of the Kentucky Community and Technical College System even though several college presidents had an interest in reviving intercollegiate sports in the community college system. ...

"Certainly the lack of athletic facilities hampers student participation in athletics at MCC today. The athletic field is no longer visible. There have never been any indoor athletic facilities on the MCC campus. The tennis complex on the North Campus dedicated in April 2003 is the only athletic facilities operated by the college at the present time. ..."

OK, whatever, this obviously has to happen. Obviously, there has to be a KCTCS sports league, and, obviously, men's basketball has to be the flagship program. (In fact, I'm ready to just go ahead and announce Joe B. Hall as the first commissioner of that league.) I would also suggest that KCTCS seek to bridge KHSAA's recent, rapid expansion in sanctioned championships and Olympic sports--especially those at the intersection of little traditional Kentuckian participation and clear need for more U.S. talent.

Well, let's go ahead and look at who might be the favorites for the early men's basketball titles. Enrollment figures clearly favor West Kentucky (7,100 students in fall 2007) in the West, Jefferson (15,478) in the Midwest, Bluegrass (11,617) in the Mideast as their pools of prospects are significantly greater than those of their divisional rivals (Henderson 2,053, Hopkinsville 3,428 and Madisonville 4,364 in the West; Bowling Green 5,025, Elizabethtown 5,515 and Owensboro 5,439 in the Midwest, and Gateway 3,130, Maysville 3,635 and Somerset 7,113). The East, however, is wide open, as Ashland (4,758), Big Sandy (4,866), Hazard (4,458) and Southeast (4,849) are so similarly sized. And I expect Hoptown (who will obviously hire former County coach Kerry Stovall), Bowling Green (who should be able to recruit talented players who hope to eventually walk on at Western Kentucky University) and Maysville (home to a perennially strong high-school program that placed players on an NCAA Division I Final Four team and NAIA Division I champion this past spring) to challenge mightily in their divisions.

This is going to be great. GREAT!