"Lyon County, KY will not be postponing Halloween;" nor reportedly will Calvert City or Mount Washington. However, a lot of the state will wait until Friday to trick-or-treat because of the high potentiality of severe storms today. "Now are all you knuckleheads happy?"
"A trip to the VisCenter for an adult is like a visit to Disney World for a child."
Big Bone Lick State Historic Site's "paleo-tech series of programs is designed to bring prehistoric knowledge and technologies back to life in case you are ever faced with a modern-day survival situation."
You might deserve a break today, but you really need to get your diploma.
Hey, the NBA is back.
Will it be a $1 million weekend for Kenny Perry?
Christmas parades: Owensboro, Nov. 23; Ashland, Nov. 26; Inez, Nov. 30; Elkton, Lebanon and Maysville, Dec. 6; Marion, Dec. 7, and Evarts, Dec. 8.
Rest in peace, Mr. Thomason, Korean War vet, frequent nursing-home visitor, Disneyworld grandchildren chaperone and provider of air conditioning to those in need.
Of Obamacare, per Paducah and Owensboro.
The U.S. Post Office in Buffalo is closing, but I'll bet it's not why you think.
Bullying just stinks.
From the county-fair beat: It's a (happy) wrap in Owen County.
Congratulations to Sims Dairy Queen of Flemingsburg!
Adair County High School's baseball coach was sorry for something he did at a Little League game in May, and some people are upset that he apparently lost his job Tuesday over the matter, and some people think whatever it was he did was bad enough that it could not be tolerated.
"Take On Me" by A-ha is (so far) this year's 182nd-most-requested song for Wedding Bells DJ Entertainment, for whom the Greater Owensboro Chamber of Commerce threw a ribbon-cutting last week. Without checking this link of the full top 200, can you guess No. 1?