Monday, July 8, 2013
Movie Review: Les Diaboliques (1955)
We had a blast, because this is a great movie. Les Diaboliques means "The Devils," and the film tells the story of two women who plot against the same man. The man is Michel Dalassalle, who runs a second-rate boarding school close to Paris. One of the women is Michel's wife, and the other is his mistress, and both of them work at the school, which Dalassalle runs as a tyrant. As the film opens, the two women are working on a plan to deal with Michele once and for all. But something goes wrong, and the tension mounts as the two women argue over what to do next.
I can't say much more than that, because it would be criminal to give away one of the very best movie plots I have ever seen. Les Diaboliques actually concludes with a plea to the audience not to reveal what happens, and that seems like a fair request to me. I will only say that Les Diaboliques is often compared to the great Hitchcock movies of the era, and that this comparison is fully justified. The plot was taken from a story by two French writers: Pierre Boileau and Thomas Narcejac. Hitchcock later took a different story from the same writers to make Vertigo. Of the two stories, I think the one for Les Diaboliques is better, and I am certain that if Hitchcock had made this movie, it would be regarded as one of his greatest triumphs.
I realize, of course, that not everyone likes thrillers. But if you do, and if you would like to have the joy of watching a great thriller that you haven't already seen, then you are in for a treat.
Finally, here's the trailer for Les Diaboliques, which does a better job of capturing what it's like than I can do in this review.
Friday, June 14, 2013
U.S. Open -- Day Two
U.S. Open -- Day One Wrap-Up
The result of all this was one of the most impressive recent leaderboards we've seen at a major tournament. The top four players on the board are all in the top 12 of the FedEx standings. And other big names like Lee Westwood (1 under thru 13), Rory McIlroy (even through 11), and Ernie Els (even through 8) are lurking. Tiger hasn't played well so far (2 over through 11), but even he's not yet out of it.
So there could be a lot of drama ahead. But if the last day comes down to a battle between Luke Donald, Phil Mickelson, Adam Scott, and Webb Simpson, golf fans should be ecstatic.
Here is the top of the leaderboard after Day One:
1. L. Donald (ENG): -4 (13 holes)
T2. P. Mickelson: -3 (18)
T2. A. Scott (AUS): -3 (11)
T4. W. Simpson: -2 (8)
T4. M. Goggin (AUS): -2 (6)
T4. A. Presnell (AUS): -2 (6)
Number One Son, Number Two Son, and I are all in Philly, and we will be out at the tournament tomorrow, so I won't be posting updates during the day. I'll try to report in tomorrow night.
Monday, February 27, 2012
The Daytona 500, Take Three
Wednesday, November 2, 2011
And Starring Danny Devito, as the Lorax!
Of course, if you really want to watch a Dr. Seuss movie, you should check out The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T, which is one of the strangest films ever made.
Saturday, June 18, 2011
U.S. Open -- Day 3 Wrap-Up
Friday, June 17, 2011
U.S. Open -- Day 2 Wrap-Up
Thursday, June 16, 2011
U.S. Open Day 1 Wrap-Up
As for the so-called American challenge, that is over. If anything, the gap between the American golfers and the rest of the world is getting larger and larger. Congressional is exactly the type of course on which American golfers used to have an advantage. Now there's only one American in the top 10. In fact, only 7 of the 21 golfers who broke par today was an American.
Oh, and Charl Schwartzel is only three shots off the lead. Since 1960, here are the golfers who have won the Masters and the U.S. Open in the same year: Arnold Palmer (1960), Jack Nicklaus (1972), and Tiger Woods (2002). That's it, that's the list. If Schwartzel does it, and heads off to Britain holding the first two legs of the Grand Slam, it would be one of the great golf stories of all time.
1. R. McIlroy (NIR): -6 (65)
T2. Y.E. Yang (KOR): -3 (68)
T2. C. Schwartzel (RSA): -3 (68)
T4. S. Garcia (ESP): -2 (69)
T4. R. Palmer: -2 (69)
T4. K. Kim (KOR): -2 (69)
T4. L. Oosthuizen (RSA): -2 (69)
T4. S. Hend (AUS): -2 (69)
T4. A. Rocha (BRA): -2 (69)
Oh, and Chris Williams finished with a five-over par 76 that leaves him in a tie for 111th place. He has some work to do in order to make the cut.
One more thing: there will be no updates from this desk for most of the day tomorrow, as the head of the HP NoVA desk will be taking Number 2 Son and Smart Girl to Congressional to watch some golf.
Tuesday, May 24, 2011
Number3Son's Top 10 Villains: Part II
Hello, folks, I'm back. Sorry the list isn't done, but it's about to continue.
Enjoy. And with that said, let's continue.
7. Flusifer
The villain of Rocket Slime, this villain is trying to destroy Boingburg, the capital of Slimeia. He has been trying to eliminate a heroic slime as he proportions attacks and not only a group of monsters called the Plob is attacking Boingburg. But he {Flusifer} doesn't die.
6. Jafar and Iago
Jafar is Agrabah's true friend. Since he doesn't die in the first Aladdin, he does in the second. He clutches two scarab beetle parts, which causes the magical Cave of Wonders to rise, and one of Jafar's servants goes in. But the cave says only a "diamond in the rough" can enter. (Aladdin is my brother Number1Son's favorite Disney hero. He also likes "Beauty and the Beast," but enough with Number1Son.) It's time to talk about Jafar. If you want to learn about him, WATCH THE ALADDIN MOVIES!
5. Gaston
Gaston is the villain of "Beauty and the Beast." The dream of his life is that he marries Belle, but it will never come true. Later in the movie, this proves he's evil: he decides to kill the Beast! Number1 and 2 sons think he's a jerk, but he is not! He uses a tree to break down the castle gates and succeeds, but after that, few of his Frenchmen survive! In the door, he waits to fire. What I like is the real fight because it takes place in the rain. He dies.
4. Green Goblin
One of Spider-Man's villains, the Green Goblin is a good villain. He's probably better in the books than the movies because in the movies he's just Willem Defoe in a mecha-goblin suit (though Number1 son thinks he's beter in the movies!) He also has such a thing as stun-bombs, but what can stop ol' Spidey twice? Nothing! However, he uses other deadly tricks, even his flying broomstick! But, he is not one of the Sinister Six who appear in a Spider-Man comic book I read, needless to say.
Saturday, March 5, 2011
Video Game Reviews: Number 1 Son's Pokemon Dream Team


Moves: Thunderbolt (Electric)
Thunder (Electric)
Iron Tail (Steel)
Grass Knot (Grass)
Held Item: Light Ball (doubles Pikachu's Attack and Special Attack stats)
Even if you didn't know about Charizard, you should definitely know about Pikachu. By far the most famous Pokemon and the mascot of the franchise, Pikachu is somewhat unique in my team. For one thing, it is the only member that is not fully evolved (yes, fans of the TV show, I have followed Ash's example, and refuse to evolve Pikachu into its final form). For this reason, Pikachu's stats (apart from Speed) are not very good, although its offensive stats are decent. However, you can remedy this problem in a number of ways. One is to use a Light Ball, like I do. I highly recommend this, as you will be struggling to use Pikachu without one. As you can see, it doubles Pikachu's offensive stats, which often gives him the highest offensive stats on my team (Gyarados, beware, your doom is at hand). It can be hard to acquire a Light Ball, since wild Pikachu are the only source, and they only have a 5% chance of having one (the first time I went after one it took three months and untold amounts of money, to the point that I still think the Safari Zone in Pokemon Emerald should have been named after me; to compound my frustration, my brother Number2Son tried for about two hours and found TWO!). The other option is to use all of your vitamins (items which raise both a stat and the rate at which that stat increases) on Pikachu (hey, I may not want to use legends, but I have no problem with putting my Pokemon on steroids). The reason I have two similar moves (Thunderbolt and Thunder) is that Thunder, while powerful, hates me and is prone to missing (I could remedy this by teaching Pikachu Rain Dance, which makes Thunder always hit, but in my experience, Pikachu will not last long enough to waste a turn setting up an attack). As an Electric type, Pikachu is only weak to Ground types, on whom his Electric attacks have no effect. So, I added Grass Knot and Iron Tail. Grass Knot does damage based on how heavy the target Pokemon is, and Ground types tend to be very heavy. As for Iron Tail, Ground types also tend to be only part Ground, while also being another type, especially Rock, which Iron Tail is good against. This is subject to change, however, and oftentimes I consider replacing Iron Tail with the less powerful but more accurate Brick Break, which is Fighting type and would therefore have an advantage over other types.
131. Lapras (Water/Ice)

Moves: Ice Beam (Ice)
Psychic (Psychic)
Surf (Water)
Hyper Beam (Normal)
Held Item: Mystic Water (increases the power of Water moves by 1.5 times)
Lapras is the last of my Pokemon from the first generation of Pokemon, and somewhat different. Lapras is much more defensive than most of the other Pokemon on my team, with decent attack stats and is probably the slowest Pokemon on my team. However, it is a Special tank, able to withstand tons of punishment from ranged attacks, due to its high HP and Special Defense. As for its moves, Surf is the only one on my Dream Team that comes from an HM (a move that you can use outside of battle for special effects, such as crossing water; I made my Dream Team based on the assumption that HMs were unnecessary), because it is my favorite Water type move. Ditto (not the Pokemon) for Ice Beam, except with Ice. Psychic is on my list because it is powerful against Fighting types, who gain an advantage through Lapras's Ice type. As for Hyper Beam, which is a Normal type version of Blast Burn (or technically, the other way around, since Hyper Beam came first) it is just to give Lapras some added punch when needed. Strangely, however, Lapras is actually weak to Rock, a type whose primary weakness is Water (again due to the Ice type). Since Lapras is slower, there is a chance that a Rock move could get in and cause serious damage (and you would not believe how often that happens; why are there so many Rock-type Pokemon?). For this reason, I occasionally actually consider taking Lapras off of my team in favor of a different Water Pokemon, such as Blastoise or Swampert. However, these are nothing more than thoughts for now, as Lapras is still a very good Pokemon, and has saved my rear end countless times, mostly in those situations where I find it impossible to blitz the other guy.
254. Sceptile (Grass)

Moves: Leaf Blade (Grass)
Frenzy Plant (Grass)
Dragon Pulse (Dragon)
Rock Slide (Rock)
Held Item: Miracle Seed (increases the power of Grass types moves by 1.5 times)
Sceptile is the fully evolved form of the Generation III Grass type starter. It is one of my favorite Pokemon, probably due to its similarities to Charizard. Its main problem, however, stems from its moveset. You see, the Grass type, while one of the most useful, is very hard to get, becuase most of the Grass Pokemon are really bad, and those that aren't have bad moves. Take Sceptile: of the moves I list, only Leaf Blade is a move that Sceptile learns naturally. Two of the others are obtained by TMs (items that teach moves to a Pokemon that it could not ordinarily learn). Frenzy Plant is the fourth move and like Blast Burn (they are statistically identical except for type), can only be taught to a Grass starter by special NPCs. The other main problem with Sceptile is that most of its moves are physical, while its Special Attack is better. However, its Attack stat (which governs the power of physical attacks) is pretty good, and the two moves that use it (Leaf Blade and Rock Slide) make up for it (Leaf Blade has a good chance of doing double damage, and Rock Slide has a good chance of preventing the other Pokemon from moving). Rock Slide is used to counter all of Sceptile's weaknesses (Fire, Bug, Flying, Ice) with one fell swoop. Dragon Pulse is there to give Sceptile some variety. It uses special attack and makes Sceptile a good choice for a Dragon type killer (yeah, the Dragon type is so powerful that it had to be weak against itself).
376. Metagross (Steel/Psychic)
Moves: Meteor Mash (Steel)
Zen Headbutt (Psychic)
Earthquake (Ground)
Giga Impact (Normal)
Held Item: Metal Coat (increases the power of Steel moves by 1.5)
Yeah, it looks that awesome. Metagross is sort of the best of both worlds: both extremely powerful, physically (its Attack stat is through the roof), and a tank (its Defense is also great). Its other stats are also very good. So, with Metagross you have a slower Pokemon, which will get hit, but won't take that much damage, and will make the opponent wish that it was somewhere else. Meteor Mash is a powerful Steel type move, and Zen Headbutt is a physical Psychic move (yeah, try to make sense of that). Giga Impact is a a physical version of Hyper Beam, and is there so that Metagross can launch the opponent into next year (although it can only be learned with one of the most annoying TMs to try and get). Earthquake is there to eliminate the Fire types, one of Metagross's only weaknesses. Earthquake is one of the strongest moves in all of Pokemon, with great power, great accuracy, and no downsides whatsoever. Not really anything to change here, since Metagross is one of the most powerful Pokemon ever.
448. Lucario (Fighting/Steel)

Moves: Aura Sphere (Fighting)
Flash Cannon (Steel)
Water Pulse (Water)
Dark Pulse (Dark)
Held Item: Black Belt (increases the power of Fighting moves by 1.5 times)
The only member of my team from Generation IV, Lucario was the first Generation IV Pokemon we knew about, and I can see why they used it as the face of the new Generation. Lucario is awesome, and unique for a fighting type, because its Special Attack is slightly better than its Attack. Its moveset is also very good, and these are only a few of the possibilities, although many of its other moves would work. Aura Sphere is a ranged Fighting move, and one of my personal favorites, due to the fact that it never misses (ever) and is very powerful. Also, from what I read, Aura Sphere is an attack that consists of Lucario throwing its own life force at you (with no apparent ill effects). Flash Cannon is also decently powerful, and rounds Lucario out a bit. Water Pulse is very good because it takes out Ground and Fire, Lucario's main weaknesses. Dark Pulse is there to counter Ghost and Psychic types, since no one else on my team really gets an advantage over them. As I said earlier, any of these moves could easily be replaced (although I wouldn't replace Aura Sphere). One possibility is Return, a move that increases in power the more a Pokemon likes you (it can get REALLY powerful). This is good because Lucario can only be obtained by evolving a Pokemon that only evolves when you make it like you enough.
So, that's the six Pokemon I would choose to fight against any one and everyone. You may be asking, how good can these Pokemon be? Well, I would point out that only two of my Pokemon (Pikachu and Sceptile), are never used by a Pokemon League Champion (although Pikachu is used by Red, the greatest Pokemon trainer ever; by the way, he uses a Light Ball). Now, naturally, this team has its flaws, but Pokemon evolve, and so do teams of Pokemon. As Generation V increases the number of Pokemon to 649, we'll have all new choices, and will continue to get new choices as the franchise continues.
Who knows? Perhaps one day I'll do a post with some of those Pokemon on them.
