Oh, Kentucky

Hey, Paducah (and Sen. McConnell) made The Daily Show!

Roller skating comes to Lebanon.

Gov. Bevin goes to Frankfort.

Kentucky Governor Matt Bevin and First Lady Glenna Bevin. @heraldleader pic.twitter.com/9AiaGo13Vj

— Mark Cornelison (@markcornelison) December 9, 2015

Sadly not riding in George Costanza's LeBaron. https://t.co/knRW8D3o8a

— Brad Stephens (@Stephens_Brad) December 8, 2015

Meanwhile, before he got on the road home to Dawson Springs, ...

"Typically, low-performing schools need lots of fixing, but we can't do it all at once. We find it successful to hone in on three things we can do."

More insured, more screening and preventive care, fewer bed sores, fewer readmissions, reduced infant mortality.

So horrible. Prayers for the family, Versailles and the killer.

The TWP marched in the Madisonville KY Christmas parade, handing out 1000 leaflets and building community relations pic.twitter.com/bXQAKcHRRA

— Matthew Heimbach (@MatthewHeimbach) December 6, 2015

Christmas parades: Hazard and Owensboro, Nov. 21; Ashland, Nov. 24; Russell Springs and Williamstown, Nov. 28; Lexington, Dec. 1; Louisa, Dec. 3; Central City, Harlan, Maysville, Shepherdsville, Smiths Grove and Walton, Dec. 4; Arlington, Bowling Green, Clinton, Frankfort, Grayson, Hopkinsville, Lawrenceburg, Leitchfield, Madisonville, Middlesboro, Munfordville, Murray, Paducah, Somerset and Winchester, Dec. 5; Hickman, Dec. 8, and Benton, Elizabethtown, Elkton, La Center, Nicholasville and Princeton, Dec. 12.

PGA Championship

The PGA Championship is on TNT, Channel 40 on my cable system, and the "Cadillac" episode of Seinfeld is on TBS, just over on Channel 43. Dustin Johnson is in with a 66 for the lead, and George is trying to get set up for a date with Marisa Tomei.

A Hyperlinked Poem for the Last 45 Minutes of the CDT Work Week

People

Are

So

Clever.

63 Games to Go

Here are Thursday's games in the 1st Round of the NCAA Tournament (all times Central Daylight Time) (rankings by Ken Pomeroy):

Auburn Hills, Mich.:
11:15 A.M.:  # 10 Michigan St. (25-8) v. # 64 Valparaiso (26-7) (CBS)
1:45 P.M.:  # 37 Memphis (30-4) v. # 18 St. Mary's of Calif. (28-6) (CBS)
6:15 P.M.:  # 11 Michigan (26-7) v. # 102 S. Dakota St. (25-9) (CBS)
8:45 P.M.:  # 22 Va. Commonwealth (26-8) v. # 54 Akron (26-6) (CBS)

Lexington, Ky.:
11:40 A.M.:  # 53 Butler (26-8) v. # 62 Bucknell (28-5) (truTV)
2:10 P.M.:  # 25 Marquette (23-8) v. # 59 Davidson (26-7) (truTV)
5:50 P.M.:  # 2 Louisville (29-5) v. # 225 N. Carolina A & T (20-16) (TBS)
8:20 P.M.:  # 24 Colorado St. (25-8) v. # 19 Missouri (23-10) (TBS)

Salt Lake City, Utah:
12:40 P.M.:  # 7 Pittsburgh (24-8) v. # 32 Wichita St. (26-8) (TBS)
3:10 P.M.:  # 4 Gonzaga (31-2) v. # 171 Southern (23-9) (TBS)
6:20 P.M.:  # 21 Arizona (25-7) v. # 45 Belmont (26-6) (TNT)
8:50 P.M.:  # 17 New Mexico (29-5) v. # 108 Harvard (19-9) (TNT)

San Jose, Calif.:
1:10 P.M.:  # 16 Saint Louis (27-6) v. # 80 New Mexico St. (24-10) (TNT)
3:40 P.M.:  # 20 Oklahoma St. (24-8) v. # 43 Oregon (26-8) (TNT)
6:27 P.M.:  # 34 UNLV (25-9) v. # 60 California (20-11) (truTV)
8:57 P.M.:  # 13 Syracuse (26-9) v. # 144 Montana (25-6) (truTV)

Any other observations will go in the comments.

Here are my favorite 13 take-me-to-a-time-and-place TV shows to have aired before 2002

1. The Andy Griffith Show (1960s North Carolina)
2. Seinfeld (1990s New York)
3. Gilmore Girls (2000s Stars Hollow, Conn.)
4. The Bob Newhart Show (1970s Chicago)
5. WKRP in Cincinnati (1970s Cincinnati)
6. Newhart (1980s Vermont)
7. The Simpsons (1990s Springfield)
8. The Dick Van Dyke Show (1960s New York and New Rochelle, N.Y.)
9. The Mary Tyler Moore Show (1970s Minneapolis)
10. White Shadow (1970s Los Angeles)
11. Roseanne (1980s Lanford, Ill.)
12. Barney Miller (1970s New York)
13. Happy Days (1950s Milwaukee)