Oh, Kentucky

Christmas parades: Owensboro, Nov. 17; Ashland, Nov. 20; Brownsville, Nov. 24; Cumberland and Fredonia, Nov. 30; Arlington, Barbourville, Berea, Cadiz, Calvert City, Carlisle, Clinton, Columbia, Hawesville, Jenkins, Lawrenceburg, Leitchfield, Lewisport, Madisonville, Marion, Murray, Paducah, Somerset and Whitley City, Dec. 1; Bowling Green, Dawson Springs, Glasgow and Salyersville, Dec. 2; Lexington, Dec. 4; Bardstown and Greenup, Dec. 6; Frankfort, Maysville, Monticello, Perryville (grandly marshaled by a "weimaraner named Grayson, the Kentucky 'Dockdog' champion, and his owners," per Danville's Advocate-Messenger) and Richmond, Dec. 7; Benton, Elkton, Eubank, Harlan, Hopkinsville (promised to "be spectacular," reports WHVO), Horse Cave, Loretto (thank you, Channel 6 Television of Bardstown, for the video above), Louisa, Munfordville, Quality (thank you, Beech Tree News, for the video not quite so far above) and Stamping Ground, Dec. 8; Whitesburg, Dec. 14; Burnside, La Center, Manchester and Neon, Dec. 15.