Saturday, December 6, 2014

Oh, Kentucky

OK, now we're getting serious, baby. Here is today's Christmas-parade lineup:

-- Berea, 
-- Bowling Green, 
-- Cadiz, 
-- Calhoun, 
-- Calvert City,
-- Carrollton
-- Clay, 
-- Clinton, 
-- Columbia
-- Dixon,
-- Flatwoods, 
-- Fordsville, 
-- Frankfort, 
-- Glasgow, 
-- Guthrie, 
-- Harlan, 
-- Henderson
-- Hopkinsville, 
-- Horse Cave, 
-- Island, 
-- Madisonville, 
-- Marion, 
-- Morganfield, 
-- Munfordville, 
-- Murray, 
-- Paducah, 
-- Park City, 
-- Salvisa,
-- Scottsville, 
-- Tompkinsville, 
-- Trenton and 
-- Winchester.

Oh, to be Santa's driver today! I would freaking love to be driving him around the state today, delivering him to the tail end of each parade (and charging 56 cents per mile, plus meals and hot chocolate, in expenses). Of course, I wouldn't want to have to be in a hurry. 

One of the great things about being Santa Claus, it seems to me, would be that the systems of time and other constraints of our world do not seem to apply to him. That would be wonderful.

Plenty more parades are on the horizon after today: Boyce, Clay City, Dawson Springs, Evarts, Mortons Gap and Schochoh, Dec. 7; Mount Sterling and Stanton, Dec. 8; LondonMorehead, Owingsville, Prestonsburg, Richmond and Whitesburg, Dec. 12; Benton, Burnside, Cave City, Livermore, McKee, Nicholasville, Princeton, Quality and Sacramento, Dec. 13; Auburn, Central City and Edmonton, Dec. 14, and Lewisburg, Dec. 19.

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