On October 12, 1992, I started my first job in Washington, D.C. One week before I started, R.E.M. released its greatest album: Automatic for the People. The last song on that album, "Find the River," is addressed to someone who is at the beginning of his or her career. It makes me happy that R.E.M. released this song just as my career was beginning, and it's full of sound advice -- especially for someone who grew up next to a river. I only figured made these connections a few months ago, but I listened to this album almost every day for a year back in 1992 and 1993, so I probably benefited by osmosis:
Monday, April 17, 2023
Find the River
Monday, April 5, 2021
That 1992 Game
The game Saturday night between Gonzaga and UCLA was, of course, the best college basketball game since Duke beat Kentucky 104-103 in the East Regional Final back in 1992. Some folks prefer the Villanova three-pointer to beat UNC and win the title in 2016. But that game wasn't played at such a high level, and it didn't end on a miracle play. The Villanova/UNC game was an excellent game between two very good teams -- but it didn't give you that same Rocky Balboa feeling that one team has caught lightning in a bottle, and that the favorite will have to play at an absurd level to survive.
That's the most exciting moment in sports -- when a heavily favored team faces an extraordinary new challenge, and we get to see how good they really are. Sometimes they don't make it -- Nebraska lost to Miami in 1983, the Patriots lost to the Giants in 2007. But when they do -- the Reds over the Red Sox in 1975, Duke over UK in 1992, Tiger Woods over Bob May in 2000 -- we get a new understanding of just how great the winner really is.
On Saturday night, UCLA would have beaten almost any team over the last five years. UCLA had six players who played at least 18 minutes in that game -- and all six had an offensive rating of at least 116. As a team, UCLA scored 1.22 points per possession. UCLA outrebounded Gonzaga 32-26. Both teams had the same number of turnovers. But the Bruins still couldn't win.
According to Ken Pom, here is the complete list of teams since 2002 with an Adjusted Efficiency Margin greater than 35:
Until Saturday night, it was hard to see just how great Gonzaga was, because they hadn't been tested. Now we know.
Of course, if Baylor beats Gonzaga this game won't be as important. But I don't think that's going to happen. Baylor's a great team, but I don't think they will play better than UCLA already did.
Saturday, March 21, 2020
Rick Pitino Says that Kentucky Is "the Premier Job in College Basketball"
For the record, I think we should have Iona visit Rupp and have a special event for Pitino quite soon. The 2022 season will be the 30th anniversary of the Unforgettables, and that would be a good time to do it.
Wednesday, June 6, 2018
Oh, Kentucky
The person who spruced up Lynagh's is now taking over Alfalfa's.
The state is celebrating a couple of LGBTQ landmarks.
Employees at the Franklin County public schools are getting a little more money and either one or three additional holidays.
Tuesday, May 1, 2018
Oh, Kentucky
Seventeen of the 20 contenders for the 144th Run for the Roses were born near Lexington, Kentucky. 🌹#KentuckyDerby144 https://t.co/VFpScKiP4Z pic.twitter.com/bz2SRbmHYy— Pro360Thoroughbred (@pro360tb) May 1, 2018
Mrs. Jerry Bruckheimer clarifies her position on AT&T's cell-tower plans in Bloomfield.
The bicentennial celebration in Williamsburg is officially over, but the mayor hopes "the pride will continue to swell."
It turns out John Ed Pearce was out running around Ky. 80 about the same time I was.
Rest in peace, Jeanne Penn Lane, Boyle County art-education pioneer, Nashville Top 40 songwriter and namesake of the Jeanne Penn Lane Celebration of Kentucky Writers (June 23 at the Boyle County Public Library).
Friday, June 3, 2016
Oh, Kentucky
Officials name part of Highway 192 "The Rattlesnake" https://t.co/J3dXlDA6Wf— The Big 106.3FM (@thebig1063) June 3, 2016
In a fight with the U.S. Department of Education over reimbursement of financial aid for its students, St. Catharine College in Springfield is shutting down.
Kentucky's education commissioner isn't happy with the feds either.
Meanwhile, Bromley's got its own squabble to worry about.
Are you "pro or con as to Gabes Tower?"
Freshly made pastries, finally in Fort Thomas.
The (fantastic) Christian Food Bank of Hopkins County was hit by vandalism, but the community is rallying to the moment.
"More than 2,400 historical markers statewide tell Kentucky’s history," and one's going up in Edmonson County next Saturday.
Then, the Saturday after that, "enjoy an evening of drumming" in Hoptown.
But, for now, happy 54th, WBKO, and happy weekend, everyone ...
Tuesday, April 23, 2013
Tuesday, September 11, 2012
David Foster Wallace on Tornadoes
Most days from late March to June there are Tornado Watches somewhere in our TV stations' viewing area (the stations put a little graphic at the screen's upper right, like a pair of binoculars for a Watch and the Tarot deck's Tower card for a Warning, or something). Watches mean conditions are right and so on and so forth, which, big deal. It's only the rarer Tornado Warnings, which require a confirmed sighting by somebody with reliable sobriety, that make the Civil Defense sirens go.
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Tornadoes were, in our part of Central Illinois, the dimensionless point at which parallel lines met and whirled and blew up. They made no sense. Houses blew not out but in. Brothels were spared while orphanages next door bought it. Dead cattle were found three miles from their silage without a scratch on them. Tornadoes are omnipotent and obey no law. Force without law has no shape, only tendency and duration.
You can read the whole essay, entitled "Derivative Sport in Tornado Alley," in a collection called A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again: Essays and Arguments
Wednesday, March 28, 2012
It Was Twenty Years Ago Today
To begin with, Duke was trying to make history -- to become the first team since John Wooden's UCLA teams of the early 1970's to repeat as NCAA Champions. For a program that had long been famous for its ability to choke in the clutch -- the Blue Devils were the last of the great programs to win the national title, not ever capturing one until 1991 -- the prospect of winning back-to-back titles was enormous. And their guys took it very seriously. You have to remember that Duke was different back then. We didn't have all of this "Dukie V" stuff, this whole notion that the Blue Devils were merely a creation of ESPN, that their team was full of soft guys who could be pushed around in a big game. Duke in the late 1980's and early 1990's was like a much better version of Michigan State today -- they were just more disciplined and more determined than almost everyone they played. Look at this record:
1986: National Finals (lost to Louisville, which won the National Championship)
1987: Sweet 16 (lost to Indiana, which won the National Championship)
1988: Final Four (lost to Kansas, which won the National Championship)
1989: Final Four (lost to Seton Hall)
1990: National Finals (lost to UNLV, which won the National Championship)
1991: National Champions
1992: National Champions
That's right: they went to the Final Four five years in a row. That's how good they were.
I had been worried about playing them since October. This was UK's chance to play in the NCAA Tournament for the first time since 1988, and I thought we had a great chance at the Final Four -- if we could avoid Duke. They were the only team I couldn't even imagine how to beat. We started off the year ranked number 4, and I really wanted a number 1 seed so that we could stay away from the Blue Devils.
But we couldn't quite get there. The Unforgettables were a wonderful team, and on their day they could play some of the prettiest basketball you've ever seen, but they could be shoved around. They were stunned at home in the second game of the season by an unranked Pittsburgh team, and they lost in Knoxville (in a game where the Vols shot 59 free throws), and they were humiliated by Shaq when they went to Baton Rouge (Shaq had 20 points and 20 rebounds, and LSU rolled 74-53. UK went 8-44(!) from three-point range, as Jamal Mashburn was the only player who could do anything within 15 feet of the basket). Those losses made the difference, as the Cats finished number 6 in the country -- just outside the range for a number 1 seed. And when they announced the draw, and we were put in the East Region with Duke, my heart sank.
On the other hand, it was fun to see the Cats back in the tournament -- and they looked really sharp. They blew out Old Dominion 88-69, then beat Iowa State 106-98, then beat UMass 87-77 in a game where one of the key plays was a technical foul on the UMass coach (whose name was Calipari). And just like that, it was time to play Duke.
I spent the whole day dreading the game. I didn't want to say good-bye to John Pelphrey, and Deron Feldhaus, and Sean Woods, and Richie Farmer -- the four seniors who had helped save the program. I didn't want to watch Duke celebrate -- I had barely watched them play all year for the same reason. I didn't want to hear the TV guys patronizing us. Besides, I had another reason for being depressed: this was Cawood Ledford's last season broadcasting UK basketball, and this was probably going to be Cawood's last game.
But the nature of fandom is that you have to give your team a chance, so late in the evening I settled down with my young wife -- this was before even Number1Son had joined us -- to see what would happen.
I had watched almost every UK game that year, so I knew these guys very, very well -- and from the beginning you could tell that they were playing over their heads. Every single player was doing what he was supposed to do; they were playing the way we had always imagined. But Duke -- which hadn't been challenged throughout the tournament (and wouldn't be challenged again) -- was playing even better. They did everything they were supposed to do and more, and they led 50-45 at the half.
Duke opened up a bigger lead in the second -- I'm wanting to say they were up by 10 at one point -- and I remember thinking this was it; the game and the season are over. But then UK was just transformed, and for the rest of the game they were just about the best team I've ever seen. They went 12-21 from three-point range for the game -- 57.1 percent. They went 37-65 from the field for the game -- 56.9 percent. They had 24 assists and only 12 turnovers. They would have destroyed almost any other team on any other night.
But I had been right about Duke. There was a cold ruthlessness about that team -- an absolute and profound ability to go straight for the jugular that I've never really seen matched at the college level. They tuned out the manic crowd, they disregarded UK's miraculous play, they remained absolutely unflappable -- except for one brief moment when the mask slipped, and Christian Laettner stepped on Aminu Timberlake. (For the record, I never even considered the possibility that Christian Laettner would be ejected from the game. That was the sort of thing that Just Doesn't Happen.) Duke out-rebounded the Cats 31-20. They went 8-15 from three-point range (53.3 percent), 34-52 from the field (65.3 percent), and went 28-34 from the line (82.3 percent). They were pressured into 19 turnovers, but otherwise they played an almost perfect game. Laettner, in fact, was literally perfect: 10-10 from the field, 10-10 from the line, 31 points and 7 rebounds.
Now I want to be clear: I never really thought UK was going to win. But for the last seven minutes or so of regulation, and all five minutes of overtime, I kept thinking that we could win -- if Duke would just fade a bit. Let them have two or three empty trips. Let them get tired. Let them decide, "the heck with it, we already have our rings." But it never happened. No matter what happened, they kept matching us. The game ended in a 93-93 tie, and then picked up in overtime just where it had left off.
With time almost gone, Duke was up 102-101 and UK had the chance for the last shot. I didn't think we would score, of course, but I thought this was our only hope -- to take the lead just as time expired, so that they couldn't go last. I can still see Sean Woods swooping into the lane and throwing up a bank shot to put UK on top with 2.1 seconds to go. I can remember the shots of the manic Kentucky fans going bonkers throughout Philadelphia's old Spectrum. I can remember the joy of the Kentucky players, who just had to survive one more desperation heave. (Next year, check how many times a team takes the lead with less than 3 seconds to go, and see how often the other team even gets off a decent shot. I've been watching for this for the last 20 years, and I can tell you it almost never happens.)
But in my apartment, on this night, I didn't cheer. I didn't celebrate. I jumped up like someone about to go into a defensive stance. And I told my wife that Kentucky would lose if Laettner got the ball one more time. I had seen him knock UConn out of the 1990 Tournament on a buzzer-beater. I had seen him make every shot he had taken in this game. And I was absolutely certain that if he got the ball, he would beat us.
Pitino didn't see it that way. He put his two seniors --Feldhaus and Pelphrey -- on Laettner, and hoped for the best.
He didn't get it.
I don't know what happened to Laettner after the 1992 season, why he wasn't more successful in the NBA, what were the short-comings in his game that the pros exposed. But he was just about the best college player I ever saw. The next time they show that shot at the end, notice how much time he takes after he catches the ball. There is no hurry, no panic, no desperation. He catches the ball, dribbles, turns, and ends up in perfect position for a clear shot. (Mashburn had just been called for his fifth foul while trying to guard Laettner a few seconds before, and Feldhaus and Pelphrey were afraid to get too close.) It's just an amazing display of mental toughness and sound basketball.
For me, it was like watching a nightmare come to life. For five months, I had been afraid Laettner would break our hearts, and now I got to see him do it.
My memories get blurry after that. I remember hearing Cawood say "And that's why they're the national champions," which I thought was a very classy and professional response -- exactly what you would expect from Cawood. I remember Cawood saying good-bye to the UK fans for the last time. I remember talking to my Dad. And I remember being so desperately unhappy that I couldn't even stay in the apartment -- so I walked out into our suburban parking lot, and spent 15 minutes or so wandering around under the stars. Except for the endless replays of Laettner's shot -- which are impossible to avoid -- I've never watched that game since.
I survived, of course. We all did, really. Opposing fans like to say that if Kentucky loses this or that game -- such as the one coming up on Saturday -- that we will be crushed, or devastated, or something else that will cause us to act in an absurd manner. But Kentucky isn't called the "Dark and Bloody Ground" for nothing. There's been a lot of tragedy in the Old Commonwealth, and Kentucky fans are pretty good at dealing with the worst. The Cats went home and put up a banner to the four "Unforgettables." In 1993, we went to the Final Four. Three years later we won the National Championship. Five years later we eliminated Duke in the Elite Eight and won another National Championship. The Laettner Shot didn't hurt UK basketball at all -- our later problems resulted from complacency, not despair.
But even now -- after twenty years, and two national titles, and three coaching changes, and countless articles about what a great game it was -- I still wish we had guarded that last in-bounds pass.
