Friday, July 13, 2012

The Greatest Idea for a Club Ever

I'm going to start a club where everybody gets together a once a week or however long and just sits around and agrees with each other. As soon as we start to disagree on anything, we'll just move on to another topic--or another snack or whatever we are disagreeing about.

Eventually, of course, we will run out of things on which we can find to agree in words, so we'll just sit around breathing with one another--silently agreeing in our utter dependence on breath and something grand and complex or something little and simple that, either way, we cannot understand or control. It's going to be a great club.