Wednesday, August 27, 2025
Thirty-Two Franchises: Minnesota Vikings
Sunday, May 25, 2025
NBA Update
Monday, September 30, 2024
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Sunday, August 18, 2024
U.S. Amateur Wrap-Up
It's been a huge year for American golfers, as they swept all the majors and took the Gold Medal at the Olympics. But this week, the International golfers had their revenge. Hideki Matsuyama won the St. Jude Championship to kick off the FedEx playoffs. And at Hazeltine National Golf Club, golfers from Spain had things their own way:
Thursday, August 15, 2024
U.S. Amateur Quarterfinals
Wednesday, August 14, 2024
The U.S. Amateur
Now that they don't play the PGA Championship in August anymore, there is a hole in the sports calendar between the British Open and the beginning of high school football. But the U.S. Amateur Golf Championship continues to be played in August, and it's going on right now if you are missing August golf on TV. To help you out, here is a list of the golfers who have won the Amateur since the HP began. Golfers who have won a professional major are in bold:
Thursday, June 30, 2022
1975: 'Peanut Buster Parfait'
Wikipedia tells us that the Peanut Buster Parfait debuted at the Dairy Queen in Saint Peter, Minnesota, in 1971. Per the following June 30, 1975, ad from the Sun-Democrat, it took four years for the treat to reach Paducah.
Monday, January 31, 2022
XXIV Olympic Winter Games, Beijing 2022 (Shustermania!)
Saturday, February 24, 2018
HP SPECIAL REPORT: Yes, I Do Believe In Miracles
Thursday, October 13, 2016
The Nobel Prize to Bob Dylan
I'm pretty happy for Bob Dylan, and I think he's a worthy winner. Dylan wrote many different types of songs and many different types of moods, and your preferences about his material will be heavily influenced by how your moods and his match up. For me personally, my favorite Dylan songs are the ones with long, twisting lines that he was writing between 1964 and 1966. Here is one of my favorites, from 1965. It not only seems to capture all the bad stuff that was about to happen to the country in the late 1960's, it also captures a certain mood -- a combination of recklessness, anger, and despair -- that is common in modern times:
It's Alright Ma (I'm Only Bleeding)
Darkness at the break of noon
Shadows even the silver spoon
The handmade blade, the child’s balloon
Eclipses both the sun and moon
To understand you know too soon
There is no sense in trying
Pointed threats, they bluff with scorn
Suicide remarks are torn
From the fool’s gold mouthpiece the hollow horn
Plays wasted words, proves to warn
That he not busy being born is busy dying
Temptation’s page flies out the door
You follow, find yourself at war
Watch waterfalls of pity roar
You feel to moan but unlike before
You discover that you’d just be one more
Person crying
So don’t fear if you hear
A foreign sound to your ear
It’s alright, Ma, I’m only sighing
As some warn victory, some downfall
Private reasons great or small
Can be seen in the eyes of those that call
To make all that should be killed to crawl
While others say don’t hate nothing at all
Except hatred
Disillusioned words like bullets bark
As human gods aim for their mark
Make everything from toy guns that spark
To flesh-colored Christs that glow in the dark
It’s easy to see without looking too far
That not much is really sacred
While preachers preach of evil fates
Teachers teach that knowledge waits
Can lead to hundred-dollar plates
Goodness hides behind its gates
But even the president of the United States
Sometimes must have to stand naked
An’ though the rules of the road have been lodged
It’s only people’s games that you got to dodge
And it’s alright, Ma, I can make it
Advertising signs they con
You into thinking you’re the one
That can do what’s never been done
That can win what’s never been won
Meantime life outside goes on
All around you
You lose yourself, you reappear
You suddenly find you got nothing to fear
Alone you stand with nobody near
When a trembling distant voice, unclear
Startles your sleeping ears to hear
That somebody thinks they really found you
A question in your nerves is lit
Yet you know there is no answer fit
To satisfy, insure you not to quit
To keep it in your mind and not forget
That it is not he or she or them or it
That you belong to
Although the masters make the rules
For the wise men and the fools
I got nothing, Ma, to live up to
For them that must obey authority
That they do not respect in any degree
Who despise their jobs, their destinies
Speak jealously of them that are free
Cultivate their flowers to be
Nothing more than something they invest in
While some on principles baptized
To strict party platform ties
Social clubs in drag disguise
Outsiders they can freely criticize
Tell nothing except who to idolize
And then say God bless him
While one who sings with his tongue on fire
Gargles in the rat race choir
Bent out of shape from society’s pliers
Cares not to come up any higher
But rather get you down in the hole
That he’s in
But I mean no harm nor put fault
On anyone that lives in a vault
But it’s alright, Ma, if I can’t please him
Old lady judges watch people in pairs
Limited in sex, they dare
To push fake morals, insult and stare
While money doesn’t talk, it swears
Obscenity, who really cares
Propaganda, all is phony
While them that defend what they cannot see
With a killer’s pride, security
It blows the minds most bitterly
For them that think death’s honesty
Won’t fall upon them naturally
Life sometimes must get lonely
My eyes collide head-on with stuffed
Graveyards, false gods, I scuff
At pettiness which plays so rough
Walk upside-down inside handcuffs
Kick my legs to crash it off
Say okay, I have had enough, what else can you show me?
And if my thought-dreams could be seen
They’d probably put my head in a guillotine
But it’s alright, Ma, it’s life, and life only
Copyright © 1965 by Warner Bros. Inc.; renewed 1993 by Special Rider Music
Sunday, October 2, 2016
The Ryder Cup
That marked the beginning of a very bad stretch for the Americans at the Ryder Cup. From 1995 through 2014, the Ryder Cup was played ten times -- and the Europeans won the Cup eight of those times. To this day, the Americans still haven't won the Cup in Europe since 1993. Their only victories were a miraculous come-from-behind win at the Country Club in Brookline, Mass. back in 1999, and an emotional triumph at Valhalla Golf Club in Louisville, Ky. in 2008.
So I didn't pay much attention when the experts said that the Americans were heavy favorites to win this year's Ryder Cup at Hazaltine National Golf Club near Minneapolis, Minn. After all, I saw Danny Willett (of England) beat Jordan Spieth in the Masters; I saw Henrik Stenson (of Sweden) beat Phil Mickelson in the British Open; I saw Justin Rose (of England) take the Gold Medal in the Olympics; and I saw Rory McIlroy (of Northern Ireland) beat Dustin Johnson to win the Fedex Cup. So I figured the Ryder Cup would be another triumph for the Europeans.
I was wrong. As you will see below, the Americans beat the Europeans 17 to 11 -- their biggest margin of victory since 1979.
Here's an interesting note from Wikipedia: "Captain Davis Love III dedicated the win to Arnold Palmer, who passed away earlier in the week. A bag from Palmer's captaincy in the 1975 Cup was placed on the first tee during Friday's opening foursomes to honor 'The King.' Almost on cue, the U.S. swept the opening foursomes, the first instance since 1975."
And here are the scores (Americans listed first):
Friday, September 30:
Alternate Shot:
Jordan Spieth/Patrick Reed 3 & 2 Henrik Stenson/Justin Rose
Phil Mickelson/Rickie Fowler 1 up Rory McIlroy/Andy Sullivan
Jimmy Walker/Zach Johnson 4 & 2 Sergio Garcia/Martin Kaymer
Dustin Johnson/Matt Kuchar 5 & 4 Lee Westwood/Thomas Pieters
United States 4, Europe 0
Best Ball:
Spieth/Reed 5 & 4 Rose/Stenson
J.B. Holmes/Ryan Moore 3 & 2 Garcia/Rafael Cabrera-Bello
Brandt Snedeker/Brooks Koepka 5 & 4 Kaymer/Danny Willett
D. Johnson/Kuchar 3 & 2 McIlroy/Pieters
United States 5, Europe 3
Saturday, October 1:
Alternate Shot:
Fowler/Mickelson 4 & 2 McIlroy/Pieters
Snedeker/Koepka 3 & 2 Stenson/Matthew Fitzpatrick
Walker/Z. Johnson 1 up Rose/Chris Wood
Reed/Spieth HALVED Garcia/Cabrera-Bello
United States 6 1/2, Europe 5 1/2
(The two points won by Snedeker and Koepka on Friday afternoon and Saturday morning were huge. Good for those guys.)
Best Ball:
Koepka/D. Johnson 3 & 1 McIlroy/Pieters
Holmes/Moore 1 up Willett/Westwood
Mickelson/Kuchar 2 & 1 Kaymer/Garcia
Reed/Spieth 2 & 1 Rose/Stenson
United States 9 1/2, Europe 6 1/2
(Reed and Spieth played in all four team matches, and consistently faced very strong European teams. Their 2 1/2 points were enormous. This is also a good place to point out that J.B. Holmes has been on two Ryder Cup teams, and both of those teams were victorious.)
Sunday, October 2:
Singles:
Reed 1 up McIlroy
Spieth 3 & 2 Stenson
Holmes 3 & 2 Pieters
Fowler 1 up Rose
Walker 3 & 2 Cabrera-Bello
Mickelson HALVED Garcia
Moore 1 up Westwood
Snedeker 3 & 1 Sullivan
D. Johnson 1 up Wood
Koepka 5 & 4 Willett
Kuchar 1 up Kaymer
Z. Johnson 4 & 3 Fitzpatrick
United States 17, Europe 11
This was some fantastic golf by the Americans, who went 4-1 in singles' matches that were decided by only one hole. Those are exactly the type of matches that have haunted them in the past. Let's focus on the match between Reed and McIlroy. This was the first match to go out, and the Europeans had wisely led with their strongest players, hoping to get the momentum. As it turned out, Stenson and Pieters both won, so if Rose and McIlroy had also won, the Europeans would have been ahead 10 1/2 to 9 1/2, and the Americans would have been in huge trouble. McIlroy has been on fire lately, and he was spectacular. He played the front nine in 4-under par, with five birdies and only one bogey. But Reed matched him with three birdies, an eagle (on a par-4!), and a bogey. The eagle -- Reed made a 2 on a par-4 -- was Reed's only win on the front nine, but it meant that the match was all square at the turn. Reed then won the 12th hole (with a par) and the 16th hole (with a birdie), and he was 2 up with three to play. But Reed bogeyed 17, and he had a one-hole lead heading to 18. Naturally, McIlroy birdied that hole. But Reed matched his birdie to win the match.
Meanwhile, Fowler -- who was 1 down at the turn -- fought back with wins on the 10th and 16th holes to beat Justin Rose. Over the last 10 holes of this match, Rose could not win a single hole.
Finally, it should be noted that Mickelson and Sergio had a match for the ages -- they both shot 63. Sergio would have gotten a full point against almost anyone, but instead Mickelson hung on for a vital half.
And so, thanks to Reed, Fowler, and Mickelson, the six best European golfers could only combine for 3 1/2 points -- not enough to lead a come-from-behind charge. All in all, a great victory for the Americans.
Friday, April 22, 2016
Wednesday, February 17, 2016
Tubby Smith Update
2008: 18-13 (67th in Ken Pom)
2009: 22-14 (56th in Ken Pom)
A pretty dramatic decline. It turned out that you could do much worse than Tubby Smith. Or much better, as Coach Cal has shown.
Meanwhile, Tubby went to Minnesota. The year before he arrived, Minnesota went 9-22 and was 170th in the country. Here's what Tubby did:
2008: 20-14 (81st)
2009: 22-11 (39th) (10 seed in the NCAA's)
2010: 21-14 (35th) (11 seed in the NCAA's)
2011: 17-14 (58th)
2012: 23-15 (47th)
2013: 21-13 (26th) (11 seed in the NCAA's)
Tubby's last team went to the tournament, crushed UCLA, and then lost to a loaded Florida team. He was fired, despite three tournament bids in six years. Minnesota brought in Rick Pitino, Jr. Here's what he's done:
2014: 25-13 (48th)
2015: 18-15 (58th)
2016: 6-19 (181st)
Once again, it turns out you can do worse than Tubby Smith.
So now Tubby has gone to Texas Tech. The year before he got there, they were a complete train wreck -- 233d in the country. Here's what Tubby has done:
2014: 14-18 (83d)
2015: 13-19 (168th)
2016: 15-9 (41st)
In less than three full seasons, he has the Red Raiders on the bubble for the NCAA's -- which is pretty much where he had Minnesota while he was there.
There's a sense that Tubby sort of dropped off the earth after leaving UK, but that's not really true. The evidence shows that he's still a very solid coach, capable of coaching up his guys to the point where they can beat almost anyone who doesn't have a lot more talent than he does -- just as he did at UK. And as we learned, and as Minnesota is learning, you can do a lot worse than that.
Monday, January 4, 2016
The Freakin' Weekend (1970)
The two teams met during the regular season, and Minnesota walloped Cleveland, 51-3. But Paul Christman and Pat Summerall broke down the matchup on CBS's pre-game show today and described a fairly close matchup--the Vikings with the better a defense, the Browns with the better offense.
I will be rooting for Coach Blanton Collier of Paris High, Georgetown College and UK; Middle Linebacker Dale Lindsey of Bowling Green High and WKU and the Browns.
Then I'll be switching over to NBC for the AFL championship and having second thoughts about not flying out to Oakland for that game.
Sunday, February 16, 2014
XXII Olympic Winter Games, Sochi 2014 (Day 9)
Uh, no RT @ops1994 you'r tweets are coming in faster then the video feed just wait 1 min to tweet
— Alan Abrahamson (@alanabrahamson) February 16, 2014
This was awesome. Amazingly, indescribably awesome. Can we just stop now? #Sochi2014
— Mark Lazerus (@MarkLazerus) February 15, 2014
Wednesday, February 12, 2014
XXII Olympic Winter Games, Sochi 2014 (Day 5)
A third of the round-robin tournament is over, and the Americans are 1-2. That's tied for fifth--behind China, Norway and Sweden at 3-0 and Great Britain at 2-1. Canada, Denmark and Switzerland are 1-2, and Germany and Russia are 0-3. Each team plays the other nine in the round-robin tournament, and the best four records advance to the medals tournament. So, we'll see.
The only Olympic Winter Games at which the United States won a curling medal was Torino 2006. A rink skipped by Pete Fenson, a 34-year-old pizzeria owner from Bemidji, Minn., claimed bronze. John Shuster, a 23-year-old from Chisholm, Minn., earned one of those Olympic medals as the lead of the Fenton rink.
At the "Curling for Dummies Cheat Sheet," Bob Weeks writes, "The skip is the captain of the team and decides the strategy. It’s the skip’s job to tell the other players where to throw their shots and when to sweep. The skip also delivers the last two shots of the end. The skip must be good at all types of shots."
"The lead," Weeks continues, "throws the first two rocks of the end and then sweeps the next six. The lead must be very good at throwing guards and a strong sweeper." (Wikipedia adds, "(L)eads are usually proficient at throwing guards and other draws, and throw few takeouts or other power shots.")
But Shuster didn't want to be a lead (Matthew DeGorge wrote in a terrific Feb. 12, 2012, story for The Delaware County Times of Upper Darby Township, Pa.) Shuster wanted to be a skip.
Things worked out pretty well. Shuster broke from Fenson's rink, started his own and qualified for the Vancouver 2010 games.
Then came, as DeGorge labeled it, "the Vancouver debacle." NBC had taped an interview before the Olympics in which Shuster talked about being "almost addicted" to the pressure of having the last rock. The United States opened the tournament with four straight losses, and, in three of them, Shuster--in a signature baseball cap that drew even more attention to himself--had the last rock with a chance to win and failed to do so. In mid-tournament, Shuster was benched.
And that might've been the last we ever heard about Shuster at the Olympics. He withdrew from the 2010 national championships, which occurred just a few weeks after the Vancouver Games. He did not skip a rink that participated in the 2011 national championships. He did enter a rink in 2012 and '13 national championships, and the first- and second-place finishers would earn automatic berths for the 2013 U.S. Olympic Curling Trials--but Shuster's rink failed to finish so high.
But in the complicated rules of the U.S. Olympic Curling Trials, the United States Curling Association's "High Performance Program (HPP) Selection Committee" selected a fifth rink for the November 2013 tournament in Fargo, N.D. Shuster's rink, which had placed third in the two previous national championships, was the choice.
Hats off to Shuster that he and the rest of his rink made the most of the opportunity. Dad of a 6-month-old and a manager of Duluth's venerable Pickwick Restaurant & Pub, Shuster could practice only sporadically in advance of the tournament. In Fargo, though, the Shuster rink won six of eight round-robin games against the four 2012 and '13 national champions and runners-up. That was the best performance in the tournament. Shuster's and the second-place team in the round-robin portion advanced to the best-of-three finals.
And that rink was none other than Pete Fenson's.
Shuster, now 31, and Fenson, 45, waged a back-and-forth affair. The first game, on Friday, Nov. 15, saw Shuster open an 8-3 advantage after seven of 10 "ends" before his old skip scored 2, 2 and 1 to force an 11th, in which the Shuster rink prevailed for a 9-8 victory. In Saturday's Game 2, it was Shuster who rallied from behind, with a 10th-end score, before Fenson's rink won in the 11th, 5-4, to force a Sunday rubber game.
"No problem," Fenson told the Bemidji Pioneer back home. "We have been through it a lot of times. Like I said, my team handles these big games really well. I never worry about them. I know they are going to show up, I know they are going to be relaxed. They almost always play great."
But Fenson's rink did not play great; Fenson especially did not. If you thought the USCA's qualification rules were complicated, check out this discussion of how curling "accuracy percentage" is determined. Whatever, Fenson's accuracy was scored as 82 percent and 91 percent in games 1 and 2 of the Olympic Trials (compared to 81 percent and 86 percent for opposing skip Shuster). In Game 3, Shuster's accuracy was 94 percent. Fenson's? Forty percent.
After four ends on Sunday in Fargo, it was 11-1. "Stunned silence" is how Rachel Blount of the Minneapolis StarTribune described Scheels Arena after what happened next: Fenson conceded.
"It was like a funeral in here," Shuster told Fenson's hometown Bemidji Pioneer.
Scheels Arena is dead quiet. No cheering, no cowbells, air horns, nothing. That's how stunning Fenson's concession was. #curlingtrials
— Patrick Borzi (@BorzMN) November 17, 2013
"It’s notable that Fenson rallied from 8-3 down after seven ends on Friday," Nick Zaccardi wrote for NBC OlympicTalk. "He must have believed that a 10-point deficit with three more ends to make it up than Friday was too much."
Even then, the Shuster rink wasn't yet through to Sochi.
Northland curlers John Shuster, Jeff Isaacson, Jared Zezel, John Landsteiner in Sochi today. Reuters pic pic.twitter.com/jomN2HXNuf
— Duluth News Tribune (@duluthnews) February 10, 2014
And then the smiles got harder to come by yet again. After a 7-4 loss Monday to Norway, Shuster (@Shoostie2010) Tweeted of "a struggle today." After a 9-7 loss Tuesday to China, Shuster Tweeted of "a tough day on the ice." Even the HP kicked when he was down.
Who knows what happens now? Team USA plays Germany tomorrow. Given that the Germans are winless and the Americans are currently on the pop side of the playoff bubble, this has to be considered a must win.
But, whatever, today was a good day. Good luck, John Shuster. Sorry for the shot yesterday. Go, Team USA.
-- XXII Olympic Winter Games, Sochi 2014 (Day 4);


























